The Carlow Crab

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The Carlow Crab (CITER: ʂɾɘɲʟ ɴɾɭɕɛʛʌ) is an animated television sitcom created in Milldria, by May Estler studios. It is Ultra-PIC and related to other PIC shows. It centers around a liberal jerk named Jack Jerk, and his, poor, conservative friend Ashley Asshole in central Antevillia (although the show was not in the realm of being founded there}. He is a high-school teenager at Klupptos High, which is owned by a Jap. He is made fun of by a Swissie jerk and the Corrupt sisters. Little do they know he is the famous "Carlow Crab" superhero. He fights villains, such as The Yippyrity Turtle. It is a mixture of a "superhero"-style shows and Beavis and Butt-head style humor. It mocks PC the most since the very different "Enetoria Croboys", by Jass Epell. They had made 102 episodes by August 2007. It is a very successful show.

It is controversial for it's cartoon violence and crude humor. It has earned itself a TV-14 rating.

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More about the show

The show was first created by May Estler as a new spoof of "teen superhero" shows since the semi-spoof Jomb and the Nigerian Kickass had jumped the shark. Carlow Crab is now one fo the most popular shows around.


Major Characters

See Major characters from The Carlow Crab.

Minor Characters

See List of characters from The Carlow Crab.


Theme Song

Although The New Barry Order Show is a rip-off, the theme song sounds totally different.

See main article: The Carlow Crab (song)

It's the Carlow Crab

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It's the Carlow Crab

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It's the Carlow Crab


It's the Carlow Crab

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It's the Carlow Crab


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It's the Carlow Crab

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It is the Carlow Crab

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It's the Carlow Crab

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Look at me! I'm the Carlow Crab

Yeah!

In the syndicated version, the theme song is:

Goin back to Carlow Carlow Carlow


Episodes

See List of The Carlow Crab episodes

Controversy

The show, like Enetoria Croboys, was claimed to be conservatively-biased by it's portrayal of political correctness. Also the episode Overprotective Shit was controversial not only because it contained the word "shit" in its name (it was censored out in the name of a later episode), but because in it, The Yippyrity Turtle said when he was destroying buildings in Dublin, "These people are suffering way more than the assholes who were bombed on September 11". The liberal media discussed this for a while.

The show also apparently mocked gay people, or in this case, a gay Guy in a Turtle Suit. He was constantly shown to be gay, despite cutting his finger on a gay marriage bill in several episodes.

Recently, the episodes Solstice Shopping and Krismis Krab gained quite a bit of controversy because they mocked holidays such as Winter Solstice and the people who celebrate them. Infact the moral of "Krismis Krab" is DON'T CELEBRATE KWANZAA!'. The liberal media was angry, but, of course, they outsmarted conservatives.

The references to the very controversial show "Dorbyed Daniel" made this show more controversial.

The Carlow Crab is not appropriate for children, despite being about teenagers (it is only for adultd). It contains extreme violence, is full of gay jokes, profanity is often used (such as Ashley "Asshole"), and it is still rated TV-14. However, many people believe some episodes, such as those with Alamamwas, deserve a TV-MA rating. It was at the top in certain lists of the amount of violence in a show.

In the first season, most episodes were rated TV-PG, but are now rated TV-14, since the content became more inappopriate (although it was never for children).

It mocked Swissies, and was banned in Switzerland.

A recent episode was controversial because it made fun of "Citertian" or "Dwamboryan" accents.

A recent episode has used terms such as "proddy", "teague" or "shoneen", which are considered profane in Ireland.

In the episode Carlow the Black Panther, the Black Panthers, racism, and other sort of things were praised, leading to history's hugest Carlow Crab controversy, causing May Estler temporarily to move back to the show's production station in Wallabla, Milldria, to have her vagina kicked by white people.

Censorship

The show was censored when it was shown on the Melba Dyaza network, which is geared more towards kids. The words "ass" and "asshole" are used less, and Ashley Asshole is usually refered to simply as "Ashley". Also, there is less cartton violence. The Melba Dyaza version is rated "TV-PG".

Also, in the recent episode KREPTLOE Returns, when Carlow Crab landed in Morbiz, Fyababya he made a racist remark. This was censored out on the Melba Dyaza network.

Locations

Several locations appear in the show such as:

  • Gobersyaker Mall
  • Penis-Mart (a chain similar to Wal-Mart)
  • Crappy Food (a supermarket)
  • Kruttiyie (an expensive supermarket with seasonal variations)
  • Crappy Computer Games (from the makers of Crappy Food)


Elitist information

Noyyou is an Chinese popular-kid type snob. Jean-Claude-Charlotte-Henri III of Esch-sur-Sure is a rich high-class old world European polite-and-well-educated-and-incredibly rich type snob from the world's richest and most educated country (and snobbiest), Serbia.

Terms from the show

While Jonathan's boss is usually unseen, he often refers to him as "bosshole", a combination of "boss" and "asshole". This word has gone into the Croboy English Dictionary. It was actually once used on Jomb and the Nigerian Kickass as well.

Also, sometimes the Crab refers to the apparently gay Yippyrity Turtle as "gay-ass", another term the show popularized.

House of Crab

A spinoff, House of Crab, premiered in September 2011. See "House of Crab" for details.


Example

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External links

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